The daily life of an undead

azombiecomic:

this one is touching

We do need the occasional hug.

waybeyondfear:

I will buy this book someday. I definitely will. I’m tired of hearing about vampires and werewolves. Zombies are monsters, too, you know.

I don’t know if I should feel fuzzy about the comment or what. Yes, we are monsters too.

Zombie rights, it’s the new wave.

thisauthorisazombie:

Anti-Zombie Weapon 1: 20inch Chainsaw, 55cc, 2 cycle.

The chainsaw has become a legendary weapon in taking out scores of zombies. In this picture we use the gasoline powered 55 cc chainsaw. Good enough to cut through soft decayed flesh and brittle bone. The 20 inch blade provides brilliant reach an new grips make the job of slashing zombies down a breeze. 

Only drawback is the fuel. However this chainsaw can be easily converted to receive cooking oil as well. French Fries to go with a side of zombie guts?

Weapon Rating - 4/5

WHY DO YOU ALL HATE US?! :(

Zombie rights, guys! Zombie rights!

distractionsoflola:

what to eat if you’re a zombie.

This triangle speaks the truth.

zombienice:

survivor

Max Brooks will be the end of me. Damnit!

dial-eightmcdo:

Would have bought it this afternoon, only to amply protect myself from @zombiejournal!!!

Got to stay away from this dial-eightmcdo lady, she’s got the ‘bible.’

zombienice:

all the single zombies

I won’t put a ring on that.